6Things I know

By Guest Blogger ll

1. Humans often find animal humor amusing.
As evidence, I would argue that everyone reading this has in his or her junk email folder at least one forward of inspirational phrases on how life is beautiful or friends make you happy- interspersed with silly animal shots. Here’s an example that somehow got through my filters a few days ago.


Adorable? I don’t think so, but it didn’t piss me off as much as I was anticipating while wasting 5 minutes of my life waiting for my laptop to load the twenty pics inserted in the email. Why is that? Well, I don’t know. But I do know…

2. Most humans find animals delicious.


I happen to know Briam himself enjoys eating steak in public. I’ve witnessed it. I’ve been proud. But this premise has a compliment…

3. Some humans find eating animals disgusting and wrong.
And, according to my research-

4. Some of these humans find vegetarian animal humor amusing.
For example:

(I once knew a girl who was a vegetarian. She was a cow too. She didn’t invite me to her 11th birthday party.)

In fact, there are whole sites devoted to their love of kindness to animals humor. But that doesn’t mean these people are kind or good…

5. Some vegetarians are bad and deviant.

Although, to be fair, Charles Manson isn’t a vegetarian anymore. Which brings me to the sixth thing I know:

6. We must all be open-minded and tolerant when it comes to our vegetarian neighbors, their ways, and their humor.