Squirrel's got the right temperature
Napalm, anyone? Chester here likes fire. Chester likes guns. How could his two loves be deliciously combined? FLAMETHROWER! Pilot light+condensed gasoline+trigger finger=happiness. I checked the math.
posted by Briam at 10:35 PM
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That was abrupt. I like the name Chester. Chester. Chest...ter. It just sounds squirley.
I thought the nampe was apropos too. If it had been a girl swuirrel, I would have named it Chesterinna.
Chesterinna. Chesterinna. Hmmm. It doesn't fit in the mouth the same.
What would work better? Chesterna? Chesterita? Chesta? Well, maybe not that last one.
I think it's just a good thing that Chester is a boy, with both his name and his hobby. :)
Yeah, but girls can play with flamethrowers, too. I'm thinking Sigourneey Weaver in Alien. She was sassy.
Ripley was unique.
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